Lizard People in High Places

Ever felt like world leaders aren’t quite… human? You’re not alone. The **Lizard People Theory** exposes the shocking truth that shape-shifting reptilian aliens have infiltrated the highest levels of government, media, and business to control humanity.

Evidence? Look no further than public footage of politicians “glitching” on live television. Their holographic disguises fail momentarily, revealing the scales underneath. Coincidence? We think not.

The reptilians are descendants of ancient alien overlords and are responsible for creating every major world conflict to keep us divided and distracted. Their goal? Complete world domination. Don’t be fooled—start questioning the people in power today!